I hate you mids.

Fucketty fucketty fuck fuck. (Was that the right sequence Lyon? LOL) I think my phone's giving up on me! SHIT. Daddy's not gna like the sound of that.

Anyway, I think things have been going better than expected. (: This goes for a couple of stuff, so let's not all make an ass of u and me, now shall we? :D Man. Still can't believe I didn't know about that! ARGH. The look on Scott's and Tabby's face was so shit lah. :/

Let me relate this experience to you. I told my mum about it and she just shook her head, and went "Now, THAT, is an insecure girl".

See, I was in the bus, on the way home. I saw this hot guy entering the bus. Well naturally I looked at him, then what, grimace and look away while thinking "Man. Hot!"?!

He was really hot. Really. What I didnt realise was, (HEH, INSIGNIFICANT PERSON PLEASE!) he has a girlfriend! And! She was right behind him. Obviously she saw us make eye contact and wasn't happy about that.

I mean honestly! It's not like you can exchange phone numbers by looking "into each others' eyes"! Oh, wait till you hear what she did.

She glared, "jeling-ed", rolled her eyes at me, all at one go. Then pushed (like, "get out of my way, me first, I AM IMPORTANT" kinda push) him aside, so she could sit inside. And hello, he was already making way for her! Then she put his arms around her, yes SHE put HIS arms around herself, it probably looks cute when other girls do it but major EW when she did it). So she did that, turned around, looked directly in my eye and kissed him. Yes, she kissed him with her gaze fixed on mine.

Cool. So that's how the girls pee to mark their territory these days, eh? Wait wait. Isnt it supposed to be the other way around? Guys doing the marking?! Like fuck, hello. You already have him right. What more do you want?! A stamp that says "he's mine" on his forehead?! Might as well wear a huge ass signboard which says "Hi, I'm Insecure so please don't look at my boyfriend"!

The things people do sometimes. I mean, especially if you were aimed by Cupid (Cupid's terribly blind then), and got yourself a looker, then hey, expect what's expected, duh!

Well, to piss her off even more, before getting off, I looked at him, made eye contact and! I smiled! He smiled right back so there you go, bitch.

Come on. Don't tell me you thought I was just gna let the whole thing be, did you! It's too fun to let go!

And just a side note, he could have scored a better one. HAH.

Ok, exams update! GP was history (HAHAH) cos we sat for it eons ago, Monday was Econs and yes Fairuz, I kinda agree, Foreign Language (aka Malay) too.

Econs was better than expected though I was really really nervous about it! Malay was.. I'm hoping for a pass. Cos I kinda got everything mixed up. Like the peribahasas (which I only SAW the morning itself thanks to Tabs and Aqidah!)? And they are not easy, like cant guess from simply reading it kind. And the Imbuhan's just so. UGH. I hate Malay Grammar. It's not easy lah please!

Tuesday was nothing day! :D Weds was History which was whoa. Level of anxiety was the highest right before this paper. Went OK, I just hope I can get a decent grade. Friggin dates, I hate them. Like, I can get the stats right, I just can't nail them dates! Hello, 1946 and 1964? SAME DAMN THING PLEASE!

Today's paper was Literature. Paper 1 went better than Paper 2! Identity paper didnt go as well. ): Pilot G2s are the best for exams requiring essay writing. But damn it. BOTH of mine gave way! Like wtf!?

Tomorrow's the deadly H1 practically no one gives a shit about, cos it's! a! gonner! (no one being my class, or rather my closer friends in class, lol) Surprise surprise, it's Math! Even though it's LIKE Amath, but NOT EXACTLY, and I did take it for two shittified years (I'm sorry Mrs Chew, I still love you! Man, do you STILL read this!?) but I obtained a C5 for Os. So you see.

Gah, anyway, after that I'll be jumping for joy with some happyfying song playing in my head. That is, AFTER the MALAY ORAL I have to sit for. :/ What a spoiler.

Ily brother! (I can be as mushy as I like cos he doesn't read this. I think.)

Anyways, gosh, look what I found when I decided on a whim (and out of boredom too, not that there's nothing to do for H1 Math) to check out the Friendster bulletins!

Date: Wednesday, 27 June, 2007 5:10 PM

Subject: How to not be a jerk, for dummies

Message: You might agree with it, but
when it actually happens 96% of girls dont
realize it 'til it is too late and that
guy who did it is so frustrated that he
has moved on to someone who will take
notice.

From a guys point of view:

We don't care if you talk to other
guys.

We don't care if you're friends with
other guys.

But when you're sitting next to us, and
some random guy walks into the room and
you jump up and tackle him, without
even introducing us, yeah, it pisses us off.

It doesn't help if you sit there and
talk to him for ten minutes without
even acknowledging the fact that we're still
there.

We don't care if a guy calls you, but
at 2 in the morning we do get a little
concerned.

Nothing is that important at 2 a.m.
that it can't wait
till the morning.

Also, when we tell you you're pretty/
beautiful/ gorgeous/ cute/ stunning, we freaking mean it.

Don't tell us we're wrong.

We'll stop trying to convince you.

One the sexiest thing about a girl is
confidence.
Yeah, you can quote me.

Don't be mad when we hold the door
open.
Take Advantage of the mood im in.

Let us pay for you! Dont "feel bad"
about it

We enjoy doing it. It's expected.

Smile and say "thank you."

Kiss us when no one's watching.

If you kiss us when you know somebody's
looking, we'll be more impressed.

You don't have to get dressed up for
us.

If we're going out with you in the
first place, you don't have to feel the need
to wear the shortest skirt you have or
put on every kind of makeup you own.

We like you for who you are and not
what you wear.

Honestly, i think a girl looks more
beautiful when she's just in her pj's.
or my tshirt and boxers, not all
dolled up

Don't take everything we say seriously.

Sarcasm is a beautiful thing. See the
beauty in it.

Don't get angry easily.

Stop using magazines/media as your
bible.

Don't talk about how hott Morris
Chesnutt, Brad Pitt, or Jesse McCartney
is in front of us.

It's boring, and we don't care. You
have girlfriends for that.

Whatever happened to the word
"handsome"/"beautiful"

Girls, I cannot stress this enough:

If you aren't being treated right by a
guy, dont't wait for him to change. Ditch his
sorry, disgrace to the male population
ass and find someone who will treat you
with utter respect

Someone who will honor your morals.

Someone who will make you smile when
you're at your lowest.

Someone who will care for you even when
you make mistakes.

Someone who will love you, no matter
how bad you make them feel, or what you do.

Someone who will stop what theyre doing
just to look you in the eyes.... and say
"i love you" .. and actually mean it.

Give the nice guys a chance.

Guys repost this if you agree.

Girls repost this if you think it's
cute.

Every Guy who isn't a jerk will agree
with this, so we hope that all the
girls that read this will repost this.

Tips for the less experienced:

*Holdin Hands
Girls :If you want to hold his hand,
gently bump into it a couple of
times.
Guys : Grab it if it happens more than
once.

*Cuddling
Girls : When you want to cuddle with
him, tell him you're cold
Guys : Automatically move closer to
her.

*Movies
Girls : During a movie, if he puts his
arm around you, tilt your head on his
shoulder
Guys : Lift her chin up and kiss her.

*Loving each other

Guys : When she tells you she loves
you,
look deep into her eyes, give her a
peck
on the lips, and tell her you love her
too... And mean it.

*Laying below the stars

Girls : When you're both laying under
the stars, put your head on his chest
and close your eyes as you listen to
his
steady heart beat
Guys : Whisper in her ear and link your
hands with hers.

By 12 am tonight your one true love
will
realize how much they want you.

repost as: guys point of view
p.s : if this thing dun work, man, we
can start shooting the 1st person

I felt like someone rinsed my heart and wringed it dry! I love things like this. You can just feel the sincerity oozing out of the screen!

Hey Stinky. Not that you are, cos Librans always smell good, I just felt like saying that. Anyway, not even sure if you're reading this, but heck. I hate you for not meeting up with me during the hols! You're missed idiot. ):

Also, hi BFFAE. I've not seen you in ages. You didn't just fall off the face of the Earth right. Did you!? ):